However, being annoyed by the barn drama feels a little hypocritical, because much drama at the barn also originates from a blonde pony. More specifically, an adorable blonde pony I happen to own.
Doesn't stand still for photos very often. on the plus side, she gets Bridget moving too every once in a while/ |
She's generally very sweet and respectful of people, but oh my, does she play hard and have an excess of energy. She's hard enough on things that I've been budgeting an hour once a week to repair/replace things she breaks. First victim: fence boards (and yes, there is electric wire up too, but her kicks as she's running and bucking are deadly accurate). Also, at this point she's smashed numerous water buckets. I've ordered some tub trugs from the UK so hopefully that solves that problem.
More recently, she bent two tie rings in the grooming area. Barn owner is not impressed. I'm not impressed. Pony ties, until she decides she's done. She's never escaped on my watch, but I suspect she must have at some point in her life, because it's not panicky jumping around/scared of pressure, it's pretty deliberate "OK I am bored now, pay attention to me" sitting on her bum and setting back against the halter/tie. A smack on the bottom gets her to step back up, but yep, I foresee a lot of standing tied all by herself and being patient in her future. Also, I foresee some new tie rings in my budget. I feel like I need to put out to the universe that I'm grateful that the barn owner continues to tolerate my little monster of a 2 year old pony!
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Yesterday, G volunteered to walk the sassy pony to the ring while I rode Bridget. He's super with Sophie, so I never say no if he wants to take her for a walk. Yesterday, although she was trying to keep a lid on her excess energy, there was the perfect storm in that the metal recycler guy was using his forklift and dropped a big pallet of used propane bottles on the road, one of which started hissing. (Have I mentioned this guy before? He's super nice, but clueless about horses. He randomly has this little area right on the side of the road, on farmland, where people take scrap metal to him. He loads it in a truck parked on the road and I think drives it to the city to recycle. This operation involves a big rattley truck, an ancient forklift, and metal shipping containers that he's usually inside rummaging around as we ride by. Often he's using the forklift to dump stuff in the shipping containers as we ride by. It's loud! He's the best at bombproofing my horses. He also owns a field elsewhere he lets me ride in, so I never complain!)
Anyway, back to to dropped load of hissing propane bottles lying in the road. At that point I turned around and Sophie was past the recycling place but rearing and jumping up and down beside G. Not in his space or anything, but still not cool, so I traded G for Bridget and Sophie and I had a little chat about manners being a thing no matter how much energy you're itching to burn off, or how "scary" the world is (she's actually very brave and curious, and been by the recycling guys place a million times, so the 'scary' was just an excuse to be silly). She was a little angel for him after that, go figure.
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I've been taking her to the arena once a week or so while I ride Bridget, and sticking her in the round pen to wait for us and learn patience (G calls it the penalty box, which is oddly appropriate, lol). Its really hard for her, because she is all about being the center of our attention. There's consistently about 5-10 minutes of rodeo, screaming, and pony losing her mind and having a temper tantrum, because no one is paying any attention to her. That's immediately followed by standing at the gate and making super sad submissive baby pony faces when she sees you. So, so sorry she is, please let's be friends again. It's a sad, sad, life. Fingers crossed the tantrums disappear as time goes on. I have a feeling they will. I just ignore her, and Bridget isn't one to call back or react to her in any way, so basically she's not getting any reward.
It's all just silly baby stuff, and honestly she is a super baby to deal with, and not actually a monster at all. She's just lacking the mental maturity of a grown up pony, and makes bad choices sometimes, lol. The joy of owning youngsters! I don't think she's ever going to be quiet or easy in the traditional sense, but she's very kind and wants to please, so we'll be fine. I'm really looking forward to riding her and having her in a proper program...I think she's going to thrive once she's physically mature enough to have a proper job to funnel that energy towards.
I'm so sorry to hear about the barn drama. There are a few boarders at my barn who are really getting on my nerves lately, I actually schedule my visits specifically to avoid them (which annoys me that I have to do that). Soon we will both we acreage owners ;) LOL @ the penalty box. Gotta love young horses! I miss how cute mine were as babies but I don't miss the attention span/sassiness :P
ReplyDeleteBarn drama stinks, I'm sorry you're dealing with it too. Fingers crossed so hard for farms for everyone!
Deleteoh man we have a couple young 3yos on our farm (and they're definitely on the immature side of 3) and they are HANDFULS lol! so i definitely feel your, and your barn staff's pain!
ReplyDeleteI feel like two of them together in the same mindset would be exponentially worse, and also super awesome. At least Bridget is here to rain on Sophie's parade all day long, lol
DeleteOh, what a rotten banana!
ReplyDeleteJust think - this too shall pass and it will be better to deal with it now vs 3 years from now when she is bigger and stronger.
Rotten Banana should be her name right now, lol.
DeleteIf you named her Mayo you could do the classic kid joke for her show name: Mayo Neighs.
ReplyDeleteSophie Mayo is very.very.vocal and I have no doubt will spend her first few shows screaming at everyone. I don't know what's wrong with me, but yep, Mayo Neighs would be the funniest thing ever to me in that moment.
DeleteShe sounds like Irish when he was young. Total murder on fence boards. Also, I LOVE Olivia’s idea.
ReplyDeleteConsidering she's currently a bit of a klutz and always coming in with little nicks and scrapes, it's fairly mind boggling that her coordination kicking them is quite so good as she gallops along.
DeleteWhat a turd! And I think an off-white horse named Mayo is HILARIOUS.
ReplyDeleteYoung horses will be young horses. I always think its in bad taste for people to create drama over horse behavior. They are animals, we cannot control their every thought. THe people created drama is the worst IMO.
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